PFF: Commercial Break

Guess I forgot to mention that I'll be in Majorca for all of next week, huh?

Yes, PFF is a news show after all. No, I won't actually be talking about these two stories (both real!)

I WILL, however, be submitting something on Friday. Something which will either make you fall off your chair with laughter, or settle the debate of whether I'm a complete headcase or not.

EDIT: Fixed that grammatical error!